Mooselow has been your Sockologist & heeler for 9 years and it will soon be time to return to Arcturus.
All items are final sale. No returns, exchanges or refunds. No restocks or special orders. Prior discount codes are no longer valid.
Free 100% carbon neutral shipping in Canada over $99 (most locations, before taxes). London area delivery available.
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Sometimes when life gets hectic, it can help to spend a little time with your plants! Not only do they brighten every room with their beauty and charm, they are also excellent listeners. These funny plant socks for women have the words “Fuck People, I Prefer Plants” among an assortment of pretty potted houseplants.
Fits approximate shoe size:
M fits women's shoe size 6-10 / up to men's shoe size 8 / Euro 36-42
Material: 58% cotton, 23% polyester, 17% nylon, 2% spandex
Care instructions: Machine wash, cold (30 ℃ / 86 ℉). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and be good to the planet, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer.
Designed in USA & made in South Korea.
Free 100% carbon neutral shipping in Canada over $99 (most locations, before taxes).
PO Boxes and some remote locations are still handled by Canada Post.
Free Delivery in London & Area $50 & over (before taxes), $6 flat rate below.
We aim to deliver within 1-2 business days. Sorry, pick-up is not available.
Director of Sockology
We feature our own Actually Made in Canada sock collection created in Ontario, Canada on vintage production machines from the mid-1900s. Our Single Word Socks and The Sockologist is IN! brands are also made here in Canada on the latest 200 needle machines with seamless toe technology and Oeko-Tex® certified organic cotton.
Our other current sock & gift brands include Darn Tough, ModSocks, Good Luck Socks, Native Northwest, Main and Local, Uptown Sox and others.
We closed our storefront at the start of the pandemic thing to transition 100% online. We still operate and ship from London, Ontario.
From avocado to zebra with corgis and llamas in between and a sprinkle of stripes on top, we have you (your feet) covered.
At Purple Moose, the Sockologist is IN!
"I went Googling for a Canadian distributor of Darn Tough. I was very excited to find your Ontario based operation AND your actually made in Canada line. I'll be back!"
"I heard you are leaving the sock business and going to get into spy balloons. You can count me and my eight cats as future customers."