30% off most of our Actually Made in Canada Collection,
it's The All Canadian Winter Sale!
15% off discontinued Darn Tough too!
Free 100% carbon neutral shipping in Canada over $99 (most locations, before taxes). London area delivery available.
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Sometimes a happy birthday turns into a crappy birthday. Just ask the chocolate cupcake on these funny birthday socks for men! Above a glowing candle on top of his grumpy face are the words “Too Old for This Shit!” on an aqua blue background. Wear these on your next big birthday and remember that the older you get, the less BS you have to put up with!
Fits approximate shoe size:
L fits men’s shoe size 8-13 / Women's shoe size 10+ / Euro 41-47
Material: 63% cotton, 19% polyester, 16% nylon, 2% spandex
Care instructions: Machine wash, cold (30 ℃ / 86 ℉). Do not bleach or iron. To reduce damage and be good to the planet, line dry. They will last longer if you keep them out of the tumble dryer.
Designed in USA & made in South Korea.
Free 100% carbon neutral shipping in Canada over $99 (most locations, before taxes).
PO Boxes and some remote locations are still handled by Canada Post.
Free Delivery in London & Area $50 & over (before taxes), $6 flat rate below.
We aim to deliver within 1-2 business days. Sorry, pick-up is not available.
Director of Sockology
We feature our own Actually Made in Canada sock collection created in Ontario, Canada on vintage production machines from the mid-1900s. Our Single Word Socks and The Sockologist is IN! brands are also made here in Canada on the latest 200 needle machines with seamless toe technology and Oeko-Tex® certified organic cotton.
Our other current sock & gift brands include Darn Tough, ModSocks, Good Luck Socks, Native Northwest, Main and Local, Uptown Sox and others.
We closed our storefront at the start of the pandemic thing to transition 100% online. We still operate and ship from London, Ontario.
From avocado to zebra with corgis and llamas in between and a sprinkle of stripes on top, we have you (your feet) covered.
At Purple Moose, the Sockologist is IN!
"I went Googling for a Canadian distributor of Darn Tough. I was very excited to find your Ontario based operation AND your actually made in Canada line. I'll be back!"
"Did you know y'all are rad? You are super mega turbo rad."